Sign the document that says you aren’t the traitor. On this document here, you can even pledge that you are not the traitor. I will remind all of you on a completely unrelated note that there are sign up sheets here at the front of the room where you can put down your name and email address and things of that nature for numerous different opportunities.
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How will we be punishing that person? Unknown at this time. They told me someone is guilty and I said fine let’s punish them. What exactly are those crimes? I don’t know. The fourth function, and perhaps the most important of all: One among us in this room right now is a traitor to Evil, guilty of the highest crimes. Actually, this is getting a bit annoying. I want to hear a constant stream of laughter from right now until the end of the broadcast. The third function: puffing up my ego with live reactions. The most nefarious of us know where to knock to see the real shit. The diabolical among us know where to stop for the right kind of merch. The sharp-eyed among us can see the Evil. The second function: we will need to talk about Evil Con as it is happening around us, and perhaps just hidden behind what might look like some other convention. We will need to talk about Kakos Industries. The first function: new shareholder orientation. You see, this event will need to serve several functions and I hope that you will bear with me for all of these functions. Some of them are about to be shareholders. You see, shareholders at home? There are people here. Living audience, please make yourselves known. You see, we are broadcasting today live from Evil Con in front of an ostensibly living audience. Welcome to a very special presentation of the shareholder announcements. My name is Corin Deeth III, and I am CEO of Kakos Industries. At Kakos Industries, we specialize in helping out clients to Do Evil Better. What you are about to hear is the sound of someone breaking a bunch of styrofoam.ĬORIN: Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. RYAN: What you are about to hear is a live recording of something called a podcast. To help keep it that way, consider heading to /patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. In which we attend Evil Con, we learn about the many events and learning opportunities, we hear from Dirk, Violet, Wilma Perkinses, several Lachlans, a traitor is discovered in our midst, and the Big Green Monster “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.
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